December 2011
AAA's Tipsy Tow
cracked: Be advised, everyone! AAA is offering free rides and tows to those who have consumed too much alcohol to drive safely. “Tipsy Tow” is offered in select states courtesy of AAA between 6 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2011 and 6 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2012 and they will take you up to ten miles. After that, puke on the side of the road until your car starts talking to you. Be safe and...
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ladymacbette: orbweavr reblogged your post: orbweavr reblogged your photo: HELLO CHILDHOOD… Haha I have an old computer at my parents’ house that still plays ‘em actually. xD That’s great! Just tell me where you want me to send it in my ask box and I’ll try to send it out after I come back from visiting relatives! ACTUALLY HOLD ON I feel like it is necessary to inform you that you *could*...
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ladymacbette: orbweavr reblogged your post: orbweavr reblogged your photo: HELLO CHILDHOOD… Haha I have an old computer at my parents’ house that still plays ‘em actually. xD That’s great! Just tell me where you want me to send it in my ask box and I’ll try to send it out after I come back from visiting relatives! Wait, seriously?!?! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I love you. I don’t know...
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How teens and adults text
tomatoshades: jakeenglishswaifu: singlepixelsmiles: hoyitsjcbayan: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff my mom my mom too  mine too oh god
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on a different note,
I really want more tattoos. I have one. I’m gonna get more soon hopefully.
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ladymacbette: orbweavr reblogged your photo: HELLO CHILDHOOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE. This. … UGH I’M MISSING MY COPY. And it was the only one I never played all the way through. D: MAIL IT TO ME. DDDD: xD If you want, I suppose. But I think it has specific computer requirements, cause I tried to play it on mine and it was like “OLD GAMES FROM CHILDHOOD?! DOES NOT COMPUTE.” Haha I have an...
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I'm gonna go get pwned in Medal of Honor on ps3
PEOPLE JOIN ME my psn is orbweavr ASDLKFJADLSKFASDKLF
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yo guys listen up
crowry: guys there is this thing it’s pretty great it’s called reverse image search  see what you do is you go here and you drag your unsourced image and drop it into the search bar like wow what a hot piece of art, how am i ever going to find the source for this with my unlimited internet resources! i guess i will just not even try!!!! no. drag that shit and drop it as instructed. ...
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Pennsylvania Supreme Court rules that saying a...
wanderingdame: [Source] Wait, seriously?
Dec 24th
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My boyfriend after 5 days away from his big red...
Charlie: I'm gonna smoke outta this.
Me: Why the bong? Why not your nice new bubbler?
Charlie: Uh, because, BONG.
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Good!!
It seems that the updated tumblr app on android has a way to get to your messages. Good job, tumblr app! :)
Dec 20th
Vermont. :D
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