Spread cool (but not solid) butter over each slice of toast evenly immediately after removal from heat source.
If there is more than one slice, butter each of them as they come off of the heat source. This prevents the toast from becoming too cool to melt the butter as it spreads.
WARNING: Do not burn toast. Burning may trigger smoke alarm, resulting in impromptu fire drills.
Story of my life.
I’m beginning to resolve this.
It’s still there, though.
I cannot write something about absolutely nothing.
I can write absolutely nothing on absolutely nothing.
But that is not what I’m doing here.
Writing anything in response to this prompt, in itself, setting up a paradox.
And I like it.
Christopher Johnson is amazing.
I want to be his best friend.
When people tell me that I say “I’m sorry” too much, I promptly start apologizing for the fact.
I think I may have pretty low self-esteem.
I think this might not be good.